Art Buchwald School Quotations

Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week

While my friends were discussing Pearl Harbor as the country's problem, I took it personally. It dawned on me that the Japanese attack could be my ticket out of high school.

Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week