Ben Elton Thinking Quotations

I don't know what people who I've never met think about me. Some have written horrible things, some have written nice things - but I'm proud of the fact I've remained close to everyone I've ever worked with.

I think it is very difficult to legislate for morality.

I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition - and I have never suffered from it.

The appropriation of radical thinking by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster that could cost the earth.

You think I look like a teletubby?