I don't have no story. Everybody wants this Hollywood story, but the world don't owe you nothing, man. It's what you owe the world.
I want to play a villain - I can't wait to play a villain.
I know doing movies is where I need to be. That's where my audience wants to see me.
When I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures.
Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.