Bill Maher Pub Quotations

Democrats are afraid of polls. Republicans aren`t afraid of polls. Republicans make polls. Democrats run from polls.

Don't vote for Republicans or Democrats until they clean up the open system of bribery that we live under.

The Republicans proved they are not the party of 'no.' They're the party of 'f**k, no!'

Republicans are obsessed with abortion...if they really wanted to protect the weakest, most helpless people, wouldn't they protect the Democrats?

I think Mitt Romney is a symptom. I think the problem is the Republican Party

[The Republicans] are always asking the Muslims to denounce their extremists. And I agree with them. But they don't take that note and do it among their own. They don't denounce their own extremists.

Obama is not a secret Kenyon, or a secret Muslim, he's a secret Republican.

There is no such thing as a moderate Republican anymore.

Because of the Republicans, I'm not ashamed of being an American. I'm embarrassed!

Republicans look to find the future and they find radio.

How can the Republicans get away with picking their Dennis Kucinich, but when - if the Democrats tried it, all hell would break lose?

I just don't think a lot of Republicans like it when single women have sex.

In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.

Their [Republicans] approach to a woman's body is the same as their approach to the economy: they have no idea how it works, but they're eager to screw with it anyway.

Ronald Reagan basically legalized every illegal immigrant in this country. I just like to bring this up because every week I like to make Republican heads explode about how they love Ronald Reagan, but would despise everything he did.