Billy Connolly Arses Quotations

I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.

A fart is just your arse applauding.

I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.

People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.