I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.
I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?
I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.