Carlos Mencia White Quotations

Great soul of Gandhi, cover your ears. You will not want to hear this! Listen, you inbred piece of Ku Klux Krap! You white people love to be racist, but the only races you can tell apart are Indianapolis and Daytona. I hope I am reincarnated as toothpaste, so I never have to see you again. Now take your twelve-pack of wife-beating juice and get the park out of my store!

I'm not white, I don't apologize for what my country did to become great

When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.

I'm the only person on Earth who's not afraid to admit that black people are better dancers than white people! I said it, I said it! You were all thinking it, I said it!

When white people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're homeless, when black people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're called rappers

When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping.