David Letterman Trials Quotations

How many people saw Arnold's speech last night? I haven't seen that many Kennedys in one place since their last trial.

There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial: both sides agreed that after the trial, Andy Rooney would be allowed to talk to the jury for three minutes about little things that annoyed him during the trial.

Say what you will about Leona Helmsley, when it comes to standing trial, she's twice the man Jim Bakker is.