Dick Van Dyke Retire Quotations

I found out retirement means playing golf, or I don't know what the hell it means. But to me, retirement means doing what you have fun doing.

I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.

I'm really in retirement. My career is over. I'm just playing now and having a great time. I like to keep busy, and I'm doing what's fun for me.

I'm always announcing my retirement. I'm still not retired.