Eminem Nuts Quotations

Nuts they go, macadamia they go so ballistic, whoa.

I have big nuts. huge nuts. Elephantitis of the balls - that's what I have.

If you could count the skeletons in my closet, under my bed and up under my faucet, then you would know I've completely lost it. Is he nuts? No he's insane!

My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in Junior High...the only problem was, my English teacher was a guy...I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers.