Eoin Colfer Captain Quotations

I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?

I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders.

Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. "Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised. Anyone?

(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!