Fran Lebowitz Teenage Quotations

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.

Should you be a teenager blessed with uncommon good looks, document this state of affairs by the taking of photographs. It is the only way anyone will ever believe you in years to come.

If in addition to being physically unattractive you find that you do not get along well with others, do not under any circumstances attempt to alleviate this situation by developing an interesting personality. An interesting personality, is, in an adult, insufferable. In a teenager it is frequently punishable by law.

Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.