Gilbert Gottfried Thinking Quotations

No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism.

There are certain things I don't want to joke about. If it's about somebody else, it's fine. If it's about me, I think it's totally insensitive!

I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands.

I think of Alan Thicke as Perry Como without the excitement.

There are times when I've had ideas walking down the street that I thought were great, and the minute I got onstage, I would think of them and go, 'Wow, that would never work,' even before I did it in front of the audience.

Every time something pops in my head, I think twice about it and I do it anyway.

I personally think Miles Davis is a lot funnier than me. And he's working more.

At the Last Supper how come no one sat on the other side of the table? See, I think originally there were people sitting on the other side but those were the people going, You know, the air conditioning hits me right on the back on the neck.