Goodman Ace, born Goodman Aiskowitz, was an American humourist, radio writer and comedian, television writer, and magazine columnist... (wikipedia)
I would have answered your letter sooner, but you didn't send one.
The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in somebody else's.
Moon rocks are OK when everyone is eating
TV - a clever contraction derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. However, it is our latest medium - we call it a medium because nothing's well done.
They call television a medium because nothing's well done.
Politics makes estranged bedfellows.
TV—a clever contraction, derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. We call it a medium, because nothing's well done.
I have discovered the secret formula for a carefree old age: iycri = fi (if you can't recall it, forget it).
You know, my father died of cancer when I was a teenager. He had it before it became popular.
I keep reading between the lies.
Familiarity breeds attempt. Time wounds all heels. I went down on the Lower East Side today and saw all those Old Testament houses. We're all cremated equal. We're insufferable friends. I've been working my head to the bone.