Greg Behrendt Relations Quotations

was confident enough in himself to let me enjoy the relationship at my own pace. He was so in the moment all the time.

The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!

He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.

Men like to chase and you have to let us chase you. I know. It's insulting. It's frustrating. It's unfortunately the truth.

I'm fascinated with human relationships. I advocate the relationship you have with yourself.

Well, I knew instantly when I met my wife what a good relationship it was, compared with what I had been doing for the previous 20-odd years. She is my buddy, my partner, my friend. And part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.

Anyone who assesses you or your relationship as disposable is not worthy of your time or tears.

I'm fascinated with human relationships, ... I advocate the relationship you have with yourself.