Howard Stern Men Quotations

It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.

I'm trapped inside of me and I don't go out at all. I go to bed at eight o'clock at night. I never go out during the week. I'm in psychotherapy four days a week, pretty heavy commitment to it.

Please, with the God talk. Hate to break it to you, but there is no God.

Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.

I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that.

Don't let the government win.

I'm a parent, and I regulate what my kids listen to. I don't need the government to be the parent. If I'm a crappy parent, then I need the government involved.

There will be capital investment upfront for technology, but the ongoing cost of procurement will drop precipitously to benefit taxpayers and government,

I got books full of notes, like a mental patient. I wish I could plug a wire into my head and play it for everyone.

This will be dominant form of media because there is no government regulation, ... It's the death of the FCC. They have ruined commercial broadcasting -- down with the FCC!