Jamie Zawinski Toy Quotations

If you give a cracker a new toy, the first thing he'll do is carve his initials in it. Fortunately, most crackers get over that once they're through puberty.

See, unlike most hackers, I get little joy out of figuring out how to install the latest toy.

If you give a hacker a new toy, the first thing he'll do is take it apart to figure out how it works.