Jay Leno Years Quotations
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- All Years Quotes
- Mark Twain
- Bill Gates
- Jay Leno
- Warren Buffett
- Henry David Thoreau
- Woody Allen
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
- William J Clinton
- Conan Obrien
- Dave Barry
- Ronald Reagan
- Steve Jobs
- David Letterman
- Henry Rollins
- Will Rogers
- Haruki Murakami
- Jimmy Fallon
- Sherrilyn Kenyon
- Cassandra Clare
- Winston Churchill
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Thinking Quotes
A new study finds that women use their whole brain when listening and men only use half of their brain. You see, men use the other half of their brain to come up with excuses. I don't think women use their whole brain when listening. I think they use half of it and the other half is used to memorize what men are saying so they can use it against them 10 years later!
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Names Quotes
The White House approved an exemption in Obamacare coverage for Congress and members of their staff. Members complained that the Affordable Care Act will cost them thousands extra a year in premiums. Wait a minute. It's their bill. If it's too expensive, why did they name it the Affordable Care Act?
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White Quotes
For years President Obama has been saying that no one would lose their healthcare plan. Now the White House has admitted that in fact many people will lose their plans. But there is a way to keep the great coverage you have. Just become a member of Congress. Then the taxpayers pay for the whole thing.
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Kids Quotes
More details coming out about Michael Jackson. It seems his 13-year-old accuser testified before a grand jury that Michael had seven locks on his bedroom door. See, what happened was whenever Michael would install one lock, the kid would grow an inch taller, and he'd have to put in another one, and then another one, and then another one.