Jay Mohr People Quotations

What I like about stand-up is, it's truthful. I'm not up there trying to get laid or look cool. I'm up there because I really love it, and it makes people happier.

I miss third grade because you could kill people in dodgeball. Remember the rules to dodgeball? If you're fat or have glasses, don't show up because you'll die.

No, ... even when you're making fun of people in this business, they want to take credit for it. That's how big the egos are.