Jeff Kinney School Quotations

I've never run into a person who yearns for their middle school days.

I've seen a lot of movies where a kid my age finds out he's got magical powers and then gets invited to go away to some special school. Well, if I've got an invitation coming, now would be the perfect time to get it

I'm having a seriously hard time getting used to the fact that summer is over and I have to get out of bed every morning to go to school.

Greg starts a middle school and asks: Why is "bullies" such a big PROBLEM? And says people need to shave twice a day.

I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,

I feel, as an adult, I'm very similar to how I was as a pre-teen. Maybe it's a case of arrested development, but I feel like it's easy to slip back into those shoes, and I feel like if we were all magically transported back to our middle school years, we'd all act like we did in middle school.