Jen Lancaster Year Quotations

I would rather receive a Pap smear from Captain Hook than venture out on New Year's Eve.

I can clean my own house. Now, maybe a couple of times a year we have a cleaning crew come in before we have a party, but otherwise, I'm able to maintain it myself.

I'm such a fangirl when it comes to other writers. I read 250 books a year, and I'm always talking up books by other authors.