John B. Keane Thinking Quotations

How would you know a Cork footballer? He's the one who thinks that oral sex is just talking about it.

A Kerry footballer with an inferiority complex is one who thinks he's just as good as everybody else.

I think the Irish woman was freed from slavery by bingo. They can go out now, dressed up, with their handbags and have a drink and play bingo. And they deserve it.