My sister's asthmatic. In the middle of an asthma attack she got an obscene phone call. The guy said, "Did I call you or did you call me?"
It's like, 'Hey, I'm the guy who just bought the house down here for $340,000. I just paid $600 for this bike. I'll be going to Wal-Mart tonight, and I'll let you know how much I'll be paying for the groceries,'