John Waters Life Quotations

Life is a rotten lottery.

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

Censorship has been my best press agent my whole life.

Life is nothing if you're not obsessed.

I've had a pretty amazing life, a good life, and God knows I'm thankful, but I do believe that after 30, stop whining! Everybody's dealt a hand, and it's not fair what you get. But you've got to deal with it.

Without obsession, life is nothing.

It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else.