Johnny Vegas Vegas Quotations

I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again.

They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day.

You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.

My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with.

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show.

I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.

I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.

I use very few muscles at the best of times.

You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.