Kevin James Men Quotations

I'm not a gay man, but I will say this: I get it now. I know what all the hype is about.

I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stand up and be a good man. A lot of the principals they taught me still affect how I act sometimes and it's 30 years later.

Imagine what I could have done in ten years. I could have learned to speak Japanese. I could have played every RPG video game ever created, and if I spoke Japanese I could have played the foreign ones too! Man, I could have built a spaceship in my backyard and flew it to the moon and back, if I wanted.

When my dad was young he shot marbles. When I was young I played Marble Madness on my Nintendo Entertainment System.

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.