Lenny Bruce Children Quotations

Children ought to watch pornographic movies: it's healthier than learning about sex from Hollywood.

I credit the motion picture industry as the strongest environmental factor in molding the children of my day.

I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady.

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.