For some reason, I always get offered plays when I'm doing plays and then, if I stop doing them, people stop asking me.
I think one of the few faults in Dickens is that mostly his lead characters are blanks - who is David Copperfield, who is Oliver Twist? And yet he takes such joy in populating the rest of his novels with these fantastic, grotesque people like Pecksmith and so on.
I think a lot of people who say they are bisexual aren't.
I don't care what other people think any more about me writing my own parts.