Mark Twain Liars Quotations

There are two types of speakers: those that are nervous and those that are liars.

Figures don't lie, but liars figure.

The insincerity of man-all men are liars, partial or hiders of facts, half tellers of truths, shirks, moral sneaks. When a merely honest man appears he is a comet-his fame is eternal-needs no genius, no talent-mere honesty

There are three kinds of liars: liars, damned liars, and statisticians

There are only two types of speakers in the world. 1. The nervous and 2. Liars.

A mine is a hole in the ground with a liar on top.

... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar.

It didn't take me long to make up my mind that these liars warn't no kings nor dukes at all, but just low-down humbugs and frauds. But I never said nothing, never let on; kept it to myself; it's the best way; then you don't have no quarrels, and don't get into no trouble. If they wanted us to call them kings and dukes, I hadn't no objections, 'long as it would keep peace in the family; and it warn't no use to tell Jim, so I didn't tell him. If I never learnt nothing else out of pap, I learnt that the best way to get along with his kind of people is to let them have their own way.