I just think that wigs and makeup and costumes completely transform me.
I didn't really know how to write jokes, so I just told weird, long stories about being tall and beautiful and wealthy in New York. I'd tell them very seriously, but I kind of looked like a drag queen at the time with big wigs and crazy 12-inch platform heels.
I wanted to be a drag queen so badly. I'll bet I still own more wigs than any drag queen - I love me a wig.