![I have the greatest picture of Ted [Danson]. That was a big caper: There was one person [opening] the door with a butter knife and another person kicking the door in so I could get a photo. He's decapitated, but totally nude. And he's really well-endowed.](/assets/img/quote-photos/i-have-the-greatest-picture-of-ted-danson-that-was-a-big-caper-there-was-one.jpg)
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I have the greatest picture of Ted [Danson]. That was a big caper: There was one person [opening] the door with a butter knife and another person kicking the door in so I could get a photo. He's decapitated, but totally nude. And he's really well-endowed. Bebe Neuwirth
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I was able to first snap the radius and then within another few minutes snap the ulna at the wrist and from there, I had the knife out and applied the tourniquet and went to task. It was a process that took about an hour. Aron Ralston
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[There are m]oral precepts that we consider really important, such as 'don't pick your nose' or 'don't eat peas with a knife'. There may, for ought I know, be admirable reasons for eating peas with a knife, but . . . early persuasion has made me completely incapable of appreciating them. Bertrand Russell
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I love black lingerie and white shoes, and I love knives. Carine Roitfeld
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Playing without the fundamentals is like eating without a knife and fork. You make a mess. Dick Williams
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What we end up calling history is a kind of knife, slicing down through time. A few people are hard enough to bend its edge. But most won't even stand close to the blade. I'm one of those. We don't bend anything. Barbara Kingsolver
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[The doctor] peeked into the trauma room and saw the situation: the clerk - that is, me - standing next to the orderly, Georgie, both of us on drugs, looking down at a patient with a knife sticking up out of his face. 'What seems to be the trouble?' he asked. Denis Johnson
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It's amazing the relationships you forge in a kitchen. When you cooperate in an environment that's hot. Where there's a lot of knives. You're trusting your well-being with someone you've never before met or known. Alexandra Guarnaschelli
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Champagne has the taste of an apple peeled with a steel knife Aldous Huxley
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People have reacted very positively, and the recognition is good for Keyport. It's opened up a lot of doors for me. Peter Massas
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Some local governments and local government entities feel like the flood doors are open for them to take people's property for economic development projects, and we don't think that's right.
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Our financial resources have run out and so the doors will soon be closing.
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I took three steps back; he nudged the door closed with his foot. “You like Mexican?” he asked. “I—” I’d like to know what you’re doing inside my house! “Tacos?” “Tacos?” I echoed. This seemed to amuse him. “Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese.” “I know what a taco is! Becca Fitzpatrick
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You’re crowding me. I need— room.”... What I needed were boundaries. I needed willpower. I needed to be caged up, since yet again I was proving I couldn’t be trusted in Patch’s presence. I should have been bolting for the door, and yet … I wasn’t.
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Door’s locked,” he said. “And we have unfinished business.
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We've all heard that in life, when one door is closed, another is opened. Unfortunately, many of us are so focused on the darkness left by what has been lost, we never see the light coming through the newly opened door. Bill Crawford
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When the bus driver gets off the bus, who shuts the door? Bill Engvall
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I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door. Bill Cosby
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I am not against being pragmatic, because it is pragmatic to make a good pass, not a bad one. If I have the ball, what do I do with it? Could anybody argue that a bad solution like just kicking it away is pragmatic just because, sometimes, it works by accident? Arsene Wenger
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I think over time I've learned to stop being a screamer and get interactive; otherwise, you get killed in Hollywood. I stopped being a screamer shortly after 'Blade Runner,' kicking doors and things like that, because I wasn't actually getting anywhere. Ridley Scott
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He'd been kicking low all day and we were getting pressure off that side,
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keep it in perspective and tend to their knitting. The same people patting you on the back were kicking you in the butt not too long ago. Tom Bradley
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I think I proved in the preseason, kicking the last two weeks, that I could do it.
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He's played safety. He's played in (the Dolphins') sub defense. He's played down in a linebacker type of role. He has some flexibility and has played in the kicking game. Bill Belichick
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If we had done what we need to do, we'd be kicking off.
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Maybe we needed that kind of tail kicking to wake us up.
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When things are going well he's patting someone on the butt. And when they aren't going well, he is kicking them there.