Famous Quotes & Sayings

David Schwimmer

I had a mustache when I was 13.

Caitlin Moran

There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.

Tom Lenk

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance.

Bob Dylan

When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees.

Billy Campbell

I can't say that I haven't done some bad acting in my time. I have. Usually that involves what we actors call 'indicating,' when you twirl your mustache.

Albert Einstein

Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip.

Chuck Palahniuk

At the last minute, I couldn't wear the Hitler mustache because Tiger Stripe ate it; and then I didn't want to take my kitty and risk his coughing up some big Nazi hairball on someone's front stoop.

Carrie Brownstein

I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself.

Ashton Kutcher

I can't grow a mustache. It's pretty sad if I attempt to.

Beth Moore

You must go to God's Word to know what is true about yourself.

Charles Dance

You have to attempt to be objective about yourself.

Martha Beck

Feel about yourself what you would have others feel about themselves.

Mason Cooley

Talk about yourself as much as you like, but do not expect others to listen.

Rodney Dangerfield

Don't talk about yourself so much...we'll do that when you leave.

Sugar Ray Leonard

It's hard to talk about yourself