Famous Quotes & Sayings

Chelsea Peretti

On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone.

Paris Hilton

I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'

Kim Harrison

Nick as in my former boyfriend Nick. Ex-rat, ex-boyfriend, ex-alive if I ever got hold of him Nick.

Jasper Fforde

I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.

Eva Longoria

You never date someone's ex-boyfriend. Period. That's not even the unspoken rule - that's the spoken rule.

Fiona Apple

And if I'm being honest, I don't think I have an ex-boyfriend who would have something mean to say about me.

Laini Taylor

I know. Life is so unfair. I'm still not going to pee on Karou's ex-boyfriend for you." "What? I wasn't even going to ask you to." In her most reasonable tone, Zuzana explained explained, "I just want you to pee in a balloon so I can drop it on him.

Michelle Ryan

For me, once I've worked on something and it's finished, it's like an ex-boyfriend: you don't go back to them.

Margaret Brown

I've surfed once in the gulf. I wouldn't really call it surfing. It was like an ex-boyfriend pushing me into the waves or something. That was my limited experience.

Ed Sheeran

I get tweets every single day going, like, 'I'm so glad you weren't on 'The X Factor.''

Ansel Elgort

Sometimes I'll write a tweet that I'll just be like, 'Why do I have to say this to all of these people?' It's like writing a Facebook status: it's the same. I view tweeting as like writing a Facebook status. Remember when we used to write statuses?

Steve Martin

I like the idea that one thing leads to another. You can tweet something completely innocuous, and then find yourself going off on a tangent that's inspired by a response.

Evan Williams

I used to tweet about the most mundane things - like 'I just bought a soya latte' - but now I try and make it a bit more interesting.

Gayle King

I only tweet if I discover something that's fantastic, or if I heard something really great.

Steven Pressfield

The amateur tweets. The pro works.

Agnes Repplier

Wit is a thing capable of proof.

Jim Ramstad

Mr. Speaker, as a grateful recovering alcoholic of 24 years myself, I am living proof that treatment does work and that recovery is real.

Robert Keats

Where's the proof here? I have no facts, just allegations.

David Ricardo

If English money was of the same value then as before, Hamburgh money must have risen in value. But where is the proof of this?

Aristotle

All proofs rest on premises.

Ben Bradlee

I never believed that Nixon could fully resurrect himself. And the proof of that was in the obits.

Mariella Frostrup

Personally, I think there's a lot to recommend being friends with your ex, and I'm glad to admit that I'm living proof of its possibility.

Kurt Vonnegut

Music is, to me, proof of the existence of God.

Emma Biel

I worked very hard. Just look at my hands. I'm proof that it isn't work that kills you.