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absurd aware room
When you take a character seriously, there's more room for comedy because you're not aware of how absurd you are. Robin McLeavy
absurd advocate einstein expressed good great ideas notion similar
Einstein was a great advocate of the notion that good ideas look absurd at the beginning. Camus expressed a similar view. Michael Leunig
absurd bills federal government next orleans pays unless unlikely
unless the federal government adopts New Orleans as its ward and pays all its bills for the next 20 years--an unlikely to absurd proposition--the place won't be rebuilt. Dennis Hastert
absurd bit easily everyday life pull routines seems stuck wakes weird wider
I think we get stuck in routines so easily that when an absurd moment in life seems to be there for no reason, it wakes you up out of your everyday pattern. You pull back and look at life a little bit wider because of that one weird thing you weren't expecting. Kurt Braunohler
absurdity came joke life lives order smell
I was writing this really long joke about the smell of poop, and I was like, 'What am I doing with my life?' I started to think about why I was a comedian, and then I came up with a reason for existence, which is: inserting absurdity or stupidity into strangers' lives in order to make the world a better place. Kurt Braunohler
absurd good job
I like that feeling of discombobulation that comes in creating an absurd world that doesn't make sense. 'Monty Python' does a good job of it; 'Bugs Bunny,' too. Reggie Watts
absurd anne grew jane loving
Like everyone else, I grew up loving the Anne books, but L.M. Montgomery is so much more. Like Jane Austen, she has an eye for the absurd and a gift for the 'mot juste.' Lauren Willig
absurd cartoonist clown comic outside seems sort
It seems so absurd to get really mad with a cartoonist over a comic strip. It's sort of like getting in a fight with a circus clown outside your house. It's not going to end well. Stephan Pastis
absurd business characters feature half identify japanese mad point related role scripts sent
About half the scripts sent to me feature characters I just can't identify with, particularly one-dimensional businessmen or, if it's a comedy, some absurd 10-year-old Japanese stereotype, some role related to IT or business... There's no point in getting mad about it; it's just the way things are. Ken Watanabe
added gives knowledge numerous
The person, who imparts knowledge also gives numerous added advantages. Rig Veda
added artists attendance brought child continue determined diversity excellence exciting families hope lives nine opportunity past performing proud state success theater theatre week
We are proud to have brought this exciting week of live theater to the families of our state for the past nine years. The diversity and excellence of our performing artists has added immeasurably to the success of this program. We are determined to give every child the opportunity to see a live performance, and we hope they will continue to make attendance at the theatre a part of their lives as they become young adults. John McEwen
added affinity baseball benefits clubs customers deliver developing league major match offer personal proud providing special value whom
We are proud of our association with Major League Baseball and the 10 Clubs with whom we have sponsorship relationships. Our customers have a real affinity for baseball, so providing them with this special offer is just one way we're developing benefits that deliver added value and match their personal interests. Rick Parsons
added bank continued credit ended general good growth half income increase interest june loans million months net organic per period pleased positive pricing program purchased quality quarter raised reflect results since six stock valued
We are pleased with the Bank's results for the first half of 2005 as we had positive contributions from many areas. Since June 30, 2004, we added $120 million in deposits and $45 million in loans while maintaining credit quality and pricing discipline. For the six months ended June 30, 2005, net income continued to reflect good organic growth and benefited from a general increase in interest rates. In the first quarter of 2005, the bank raised its per-share dividend 5.89% from $17 per-share to $18 per share. The Bank has continued with its stock buyback program and purchased stock valued at over $12.2 million during the six month period ended June 30, 2005. Kenneth Walker
added address flow issues parking plan raised traffic
We've also added some buffering in the plan and rearranged the flow in the parking lot to address some of the other issues raised with how traffic was flowing. Mike Coll
added continue depth good improved increased innings left team
We've added two innings starters, we've added some team speed, we've improved our defense, we've increased our depth in the bullpen. So I feel good about that. But we still have some things left to do. We'll continue to be aggressive. Allard Baird
added beyond capability security simple
We've added this whole capability beyond just, if you will, the simple idea of security reasons, ... We go way beyond security and make security convenient. Scott Moody
added devices network registered unknown users
We've added the capabilities of detecting unknown users on the network -- devices that haven't registered with us before on our system. Scott Olson
added athletes front guys size trying
We've added some young athletes with size and versatility. We're trying to put the right kind of guys in front of Dwane, so he can do his thing. Jim Stack
criminals conspiracy
Many conspiracies are not criminal, even conspiracies that involve slamming somebody. David Shuster
criminals violent-criminals violent
I would, without any hesitation, shoot a violent criminal again. Bernhard Goetz
criminals guilty betray
So I was still guilty. And if I was not guilty because one cannot be guilty of betraying a criminal, then I was guilty of having loved a criminal. Bernhard Schlink
criminal drive folks people service trucks
We have no idea who's in the ports. And many of the folks who come in to service the ports, that drive the trucks back and forth, are people who don't have very distinguished backgrounds. May have criminal backgrounds. Stephen Flynn
criminal justice system
We have no criminal justice system functioning today. Terry Ebbert
criminals lights people security
We have some criminals out there. That's why we have lights and security people at Wal-Mart. Ralph Brown
criminal displaced park people positive
We want Occidental Park to be a place where more people of all incomes gather, and where criminal behaviors are displaced by positive behaviors. Craig Montgomery
criminal government results search seeing start trend
What we're seeing is just the start of a trend in which government prosecutors will use (Internet) search results in criminal investigations. Jim Harper
criminal demands justice totally
What he did was totally irresponsible, unprofessional and went into criminal conduct. Justice demands that he be arrested. Luis Carrillo
food
He who feasts every day, feasts no day. Charles Simmons
food mean wind
In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up with a dish whose name, when you look it up in your Spanish-English dictionary, turns out to mean: Eel with big abcess. Dave Barry
food mean needs
We need a new definition of malnutrition. Malnutrition means under- and over-nutrition. Malnutrition means emaciated and obese. Catherine Bertini
food quality peppers
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. Bryan Q. Miller
food phones power trees
The power is out, the phones are down and there is no food or water, and many trees are down. Kathleen Blanco
food
The slaves had food stamps, too. It was called 'scraps from Massa's table.' Niger Innis
food unhappy eating
It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating. Kurt Vonnegut
food yugoslavia pork
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. Ed Begley, Jr.
food poison virtue
Virtue, like wholesome food, is better than poisons, however corrected. David Hume
hunger braces famine
You can't brace yourself for famine if you've never known hunger. David Sedaris
hunger humans
Human hunger birthed the Civlize, but human hunger killed it too. David Mitchell
hunger law
Where there is hunger, law is not regarded;and where law is not regarded, there will be hunger. Benjamin Franklin
hunger-strike literature demand
A fast is not a hunger strike. Fasting submits to God's commands. A hunger strike makes God submit to our demands. Edwin Louis Cole
hunger feels stills
Yet there's a hunger in me still. I'm like only beginning. I feel like I still have so much to learn. Charlize Theron
hunger-strike soul world
I am standing on the threshold of another trembling world. May God have mercy on my soul. Bobby Sands
hunger fats loses
When you get fat and lose your hunger. That is when you know the sellout has happened. Bruce Springsteen
hunger speak campus
On campuses, and when I speak to the younger intelligentsia, I am getting a hunger for the text - the authentic text for Jewish knowledge. Arthur Hertzberg
hunger eating hungry
Eat only when you feel hungry. Notice and feel your hunger. This is conscious eating. Deepak Chopra
includes mean parents ratings tv
While many parents have used the ratings or the V-Chip, too many still don't know what the ratings mean or even that their TV includes a V-Chip. Vicky Rideout
includes provisions supported
Like all compromises, it includes provisions that are not supported by everyone in this body, Harry Reid
include local players
We are going to include some of the players who have done well in the local series. Mickey Arthur
includes western
Palestine, as Icelanders see it, includes the Western Wall of the Second Temple, Judaism's holiest site. Elliott Abrams
include leads orthodoxy tribunal understanding work
An understanding of Sor Juana's work must include an understanding of the prohibitions her work confronts. Her speech leads us to what cannot be said, what cannot be said to an orthodoxy, the orthodoxy to a tribunal, and the tribunal to a sentence. Octavio Paz
included pops
Everything present is included in the past somewhere; nobody's present pops out of nowhere. Twyla Tharp
include program rural send
Send in your letters. We need to make the governor's program a statewide program that will include rural areas. Dan Landon
include levels metal security
She went through all appropriate levels of security to include metal detectors and security protocols. Jonathan Cherry
include job necessary richer
Things have a way of being richer in the end, a product better made, for the circuitous route we take to include all the elements that are necessary for a job well done. David Whyte
medicines parents reach
Parents need to keep medicines out of the reach of the children. Angela Jones
policies run tories
We won't enshrine the Tories' policies in Scotland. We won't run away from the Tories but then let them run our economy. We will face up to the Tories, and we will beat them. Johann Lamont
policies
I'm a progressive. The progression has to be manifested in a new direction in policies and legislation. Bobby Seale
policies procedures search violated whether
We are investigating whether HISD policies and procedures were violated in the way the search was conducted. Terry Abbott
policies situation
We have a situation where the policies and the way we're being treated... it's not favorable. He's not necessarily doing anything about it. Uzo Ohaebosim
policies
In Texas, conservative policies win over stabbing fellow Republicans in the back. Steve Stockman
policies respect success
What is at play here is respect for the law, but also the success of our policies of integration, Jacques Chirac
policies since threat
I think a lot of programs, policies have been put in place since 9/11, have prevented a 9/11-style attack. On the other hand, I think the threat has become greater, not lesser. Michael McCaul
policies
It's not about Obama, it's about the Democrats and their policies that cause consternation on the right. Elizabeth A. Sherman
policies regular
We've been doing this for a long time, ... We look at our policies on a regular basis. Robert Hale
purpose hell christ
The purpose of God isn't to save us from Hell. The purpose of God is to make us like Christ. Aiden Wilson Tozer
purpose use language
It is as though the ancestors who made language and knew from what bestiality its use rescued them are saying to us: Beware of interfering with its purpose! For when language is seriously interfered with, when it is disjoined from truth, be it from mere incompetence or worse, from malice, horrors can descend again on mankind. Chinua Achebe
purpose assumption
We were created for a purpose and when our underlying assumptions don't reflect this deeper purpose, we begin to whither as human beings. David Kim
purpose kind
On the flip side, when we connect our work with a greater sense of purpose and calling beyond the paycheck, we begin to see the kind of flourishing that we were called to create. David Kim
purpose slave
Aristotle [would] probably conclude most Americans, for all intents and purposes, are slaves. David Graeber
purpose trends advertising
Infiniti ads are part of an exciting new trend called "Advertising Whose Sole Purpose Is to Irritate You." Dave Barry
purpose growing lost
But we have to ask ourselves, what's the purpose of the stock market? It's supposed to be a source of capital for growing business. It's lost that purpose. Mark Cuban
purpose miserable persons
Miserable are the persons who do not have something beyond themselves to search for. Charles L. Allen
purpose strange comedy
Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function. Bo Burnham