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mom dad order
GUESS WHERE I AM. CLUE? she texted back SWEAR U WON'T TELL A SOUL? U HAVE 2 ASK? I reluctantly texted,@ DINNER W. MARCIE'S DAD. #?@#$?!& MY MOM IS DATING HIM. TRAITOR! IF THEY GET MARRIED, U & MARCIE... COULD USE A LITTLE CONSOLATION HERE! DOES HE KNOW UR TEXTING ME? Vee asked. NO. THEY R INSIDE. I'M IN THE PARKING LOT ----COOPERSMITHS. THE PIMP. 2 GOOD 4 APPLEBEE'S, I SEE. I'M GOING 2 ORDER THE MOST EXPENSIVE THIN ON THE MENU. IF ALL GOES WELL,HIM GOING TO THROW HANK'S DRINK IN HIS FACE 2. ~Nora & Vee Becca Fitzpatrick
mom moving civilization
Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join. Becca Fitzpatrick
mom believe taken
I had to lull Mom and Hank into believing I was in the right frame of mind to be taken into public. If I exited my bedroom foaming at the mouth and dressed in black LOVE SUCKS tee, my plan would never get off the ground. Becca Fitzpatrick
mom past emotional
Bout time," she huffed, but her voice sounded thick and emotional too."I was at the hospital all day yesterday, but they wouldn't let me see you. I bolted past security but they called code ninetynine and chased me down, they escorted me out in handcuffs. The way I see it, the only criminal here is your mom. No visitors? I'm your best friend, or did she not get the memo every year for the past eleven? Next time I'm over, I'm going to lay into that woman." ~Vee Becca Fitzpatrick
mom home tired
My mom's coming home soon," I said. "We should go to your place." Patch ran a hand across the shadow of stubble along his jaw. "I have rules about who I take there." I was getting really tired of that answer. "If you showed me, you'd have to kill me?" I guessed, fighting the urge to feel irritated. "Once I'm inside, I can never leave?" Patch studied me a moment. Then he reached into his pocket, twisted a key off his key chain, and slipped it into the front pocket of my pajama top. "Once you've gone inside, you have to keep coming back. Becca Fitzpatrick
mom gun feet
Your mom isn’t going to let me step foot inside this place. I’ve seen the gun she keeps on the top shelf of the pantry. Becca Fitzpatrick
mom saws my-mom
I've always liked ladies all my life. I guess it started with my mom. So every time I saw a pretty lady, I thought, she's pretty. B. B. King
mom father writing
I've thought many times, 'I can't write this,' but on my own little planet I found the courage to write it because it was true. I put aside fear of Father being angry with me. It's hard though; the world pales in comparison with the stature of a parent. In some small-consolation way, my parents feel I'm helping people by giving them something to identify with. They feel proud in a sort of reverse way. My mom's proud of the fact that lots of kids look up to me. Billy Corgan
mom stupid kids
I want you to think back to when you were a kid. Remember the day you learned you could burn ants with a magnifying glass? Oh, what a great day that was! You got to be God. You decided who lived, who died. I must've burned ants for an hour, just laughing. Then I saw one on my arm. Let me tell you something, when you burn yourself with a magnifying glass, you're on your own. You can't even tell your mom, because she gives that face, Oh, he is that stupid. Bill Engvall
dog football gave good job kids line offensive physical running stuck
Our offensive line really showed up. Our kids were physical and we did a good job of running the football. Alma gave us some things out of our Dog formation. That's what we stuck with and it worked. Daryl Patton
dogs guys kids named people special streets
People named their dogs and their kids Kirby. You name streets after guys like that, and they did that, he's just a special guy. Gary Gaetti
dogs fun love people
People love their dogs like they love their children. You want your dogs to have fun like your kids. Sharon Anderson
dogs members nowadays people seen treat
People nowadays don't treat their dogs as property. Dogs are seen as members of the family. Dick Samuels
dogs focus pounds save sleep
Our focus is to save dogs in shelters and pounds that are going to be put to sleep and find them homes. Lorayn Wasler
dogs escapes leave man mistrust others time
Others mistrust and say: "But time escapes - live now or never!" He said: "What's time? Leave Now for dogs and apes - Man has For ever Robert Browning
dogs ease fears foster hardest knows takes work
Rena takes our hardest cases. You can't foster these dogs with just anyone. She knows how to work with them and ease their fears through touch. Donna Stiteler
dogs hopes ill physician whom
Physician -- One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well. Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
dog facing focusing honorable issue man means midst red wrong
Red Dog is a very honorable man and he means a lot to Scouting. Focusing on removing him in the midst of the other issue we are facing is the wrong thing to do. Margi Nanney
doors good opened people
People have reacted very positively, and the recognition is good for Keyport. It's opened up a lot of doors for me. Peter Massas
doors economic entities flood government local open property
Some local governments and local government entities feel like the flood doors are open for them to take people's property for economic development projects, and we don't think that's right. Jim Waters
doors financial resources run soon
Our financial resources have run out and so the doors will soon be closing. Robert Brown
doors feet mexican
I took three steps back; he nudged the door closed with his foot. “You like Mexican?” he asked. “I—” I’d like to know what you’re doing inside my house! “Tacos?” “Tacos?” I echoed. This seemed to amuse him. “Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese.” “I know what a taco is! Becca Fitzpatrick
doors should-have needs
You’re crowding me. I need— room.”... What I needed were boundaries. I needed willpower. I needed to be caged up, since yet again I was proving I couldn’t be trusted in Patch’s presence. I should have been bolting for the door, and yet … I wasn’t. Becca Fitzpatrick
doors unfinished-business said
Door’s locked,” he said. “And we have unfinished business. Becca Fitzpatrick
doors light darkness
We've all heard that in life, when one door is closed, another is opened. Unfortunately, many of us are so focused on the darkness left by what has been lost, we never see the light coming through the newly opened door. Bill Crawford
doors bus bus-driver
When the bus driver gets off the bus, who shuts the door? Bill Engvall
doors ferrari garage
I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door. Bill Cosby