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People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
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Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
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Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
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The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
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A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
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He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
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My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
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No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
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I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
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Our ports and our borders are the most unprotected fronts in the war on terror. J. D. Hayworth
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It is the savor of bread broken with comrades that makes us accept the values of war. Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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Vain is the hope of finding pleasure in that which one has hitherto disdained; as when the warrior hopes to find pleasure in the joys of the sedentaries.
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It is as a soldier that you make love and as a lover that you make war.
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If it is true that wars are won by believers, it is also true that peace treaties are sometimes signed by businessmen.
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War its thousands slays, Peace its ten thousands. Beilby Porteus
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A war was coming either way. Now all I had to do was choose my opponent Becca Fitzpatrick
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Be not that far from me, for trouble is near; haste Thee to help me. Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight. My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me. O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me Barry Pepper
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You don't believe in war, but what's that gun you're totin'. Barry McGuire
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Regrettably, the readiness of the Iraqi army is wholly inadequate for the needs. Our own government has said so. Evan Bayh
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President Bush is going to begin withdrawing troops from Iraq. That no longer seems in doubt. The question is: How does he plan to do it? Which troops will come out first? How quickly? Where will they go? Under what circumstances will they be put back in? Which troops will remain, and what will they do? How will they keep a profile low enough to make the Iraqi government seem genuinely autonomous yet high enough to help deter or stave off internal threats? Who will keep the borders secure, a task for which the Iraqi army doesn't even pretend to have the slightest capability? What kinds of diplomatic arrangements will he make with Iraq's neighbors -- who have their own conflicting interests in the country's future -- to assure an international peace?
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Our overarching goal is to build a national grass-roots army,
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People need to continue to call the Red Cross and the Salvation Army, ... The support we have received from the community has been great, but we need more help.
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State lands permitting is finished. And the fully executed document is on the way from the Army Corps, we understand.
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Some people are very family-oriented and reserve units are in their communities, whereas regular army bases are often in remote or far-away parts of the country. And then there's the whole notion of deploying overseas, which can be unattractive.
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Our goal is to finish number one and number two in the points chase. It really doesn't matter to either of us who wins just as long as the Army team is crowned champion.
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Overall, the Army was a good experience for me. It got me out of Mississippi and gave me the benefits of the GI bill. David Wallace
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Our Army is filled with women and men who care and who are in a position to change and improve the conditions under which we serve, Claudia Kennedy