Famous Quotes & Sayings

Drew Brees

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over

Bill Tyler

My wife had four kids in diapers at one time. I give her a lot of credit. If she wants anything, I give it to her now. She's a good wife.

Chuck Newman

We like to say that the other guys that play with us aren't even out of their diapers yet.

Vladimir Chernenko

It's impossible to say how many diapers we've changed, because back in the Ukraine we didn't have those things. We used other means.

Karen Russell

What passes for news is just morbid speculation or cartoonish screaming, followed by diaper commercials.

Kool Keith

Leave my diapers moist in the back seat of your Rolls Royce

Kris Carr

The only time you can change someone is when they are in diapers.

Kim Kardashian

I recommend that everyone have a Diaper Genie. Who can live without it?

Rufus Wainwright

A diaper is as inspiring as a drink.

Aiden Wilson Tozer

The good news isn't that God is victorious. How can He not be victorious? The good news is we can be victorious, too.

Chogyam Trungpa

Chaos should be regarded as extremely good news!

David Shuster

Critics of Fox News have pointed out that Fox News does partisan propaganda, and there's ample evidence on a daily basis.

David Sedaris

My sister's the type who religiously watches the fear segments of her local Eyewitness News broadcasts, retaining nothing but the headline...Everything is dangerous all of the time, and if it's not yet been pulled off the shelves, then it's certainly under investigation -- so there.

David Talbot

Other than that one year, Salon has been very cautious about the way it spends money. For instance, since last year, we've had virtually no marketing budget. It's just word of mouth. And our circulation continues to grow that way by breaking news stories.

Dick Cavett

It's lamented that the youth get their news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It's lamentable that they get more from them than from the news.

Edward Lear

Who, or why, or which, or what, Is the Akhond of Swat?

Bertrand Russell

The newspapers at one time said that I was dead but after carefully examining the evidence I came to the conclusion that this statement was false.

Carl Bernstein

The failures of the press have contributed immensely to the emergence of a talk-show nation, in which public discourse is reduced to ranting and raving and posturing. We now have a mainstream press whose news agenda is increasingly influenced by this netherworld.

Alan Paton

I have always found that actively loving saves one from a morbid preoccupation with the shortcomings of society.

Dean Koontz

You won't find the truth of life in morbidity, only in hope.

Charlotte Sullivan

Since I was a kid, I've had this morbid fascination with dark and scary subject matter.

Nathalie Sarraute

Suspicion is one of the morbid reactions by which an organism defends itself and seeks another equilibrium.