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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
dog football gave good job kids line offensive physical running stuck
Our offensive line really showed up. Our kids were physical and we did a good job of running the football. Alma gave us some things out of our Dog formation. That's what we stuck with and it worked.
dogs guys kids named people special streets
People named their dogs and their kids Kirby. You name streets after guys like that, and they did that, he's just a special guy. Gary Gaetti
dogs fun love people
People love their dogs like they love their children. You want your dogs to have fun like your kids.
dogs members nowadays people seen treat
People nowadays don't treat their dogs as property. Dogs are seen as members of the family.
dogs focus pounds save sleep
Our focus is to save dogs in shelters and pounds that are going to be put to sleep and find them homes.
dogs escapes leave man mistrust others time
Others mistrust and say: "But time escapes - live now or never!" He said: "What's time? Leave Now for dogs and apes - Man has For ever Robert Browning
dogs ease fears foster hardest knows takes work
Rena takes our hardest cases. You can't foster these dogs with just anyone. She knows how to work with them and ease their fears through touch.
dogs hopes ill physician whom
Physician -- One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.
dog facing focusing honorable issue man means midst red wrong
Red Dog is a very honorable man and he means a lot to Scouting. Focusing on removing him in the midst of the other issue we are facing is the wrong thing to do.
here-i-am two world
Indie world won't have me, and mainstream world treats me like an alien, but here I am still floating between these two worlds.
here-i-am ignorant survival
I am ignorant and impotent and yet, somehow or other, here I am, unhappy, no doubt, profoundly dissatisfied ... In spite of everything I survive. Aldous Huxley
here-i-am cake louisiana
I grew up in Louisiana, a lot of carbohydrates, fried foods, all very good. Butter, lots of homemade cakes and cookies. Here I am in Los Angeles and just really educating myself about food. Once you know better, you do better. Ali Landry
here-i-am good-as-it-gets
So here I am. This is as good as it gets. Take it or leave it. Chuck Palahniuk
here-i-am goes-on tides
Here I am, I still go on, you know, like the tides. Angela Lansbury
here-i-am car office
I thought you might need a ride.' 'The headmaster's office called me a car.' He shrugged, indifferent but amused. 'And here I am in a submarine. Ally Carter
here-i-am want way
I don't ever want to make taking pictures into another way of saying 'Here I am'. Because I'm as here as I want to be. Jamie Lee Curtis
here-i-am clown stuck-in-the-middle
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am... Bob Dylan
here-i-am humans human-beings
Here I am as a human being...how can I express myself, totally and completely? Bruce Lee