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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
god heart reason sight stands strike terror threats word
Reason stands aghast at the sight of an unprincipled, immoral, incorrigible public; And the word of God abounds in such threats and denunciations, as must strike terror into the heart of every believer.
god preserve thee
Preserve me, O God: for in thee do I put my trust. (Psalms 16:1)
god honoring
Start your week off right by getting back to what is really important - honoring God. Joyce Meyer
god legitimacy produced proven scratch series six speed starting trailer within
Starship Farragut has proven it's legitimacy as a respectable film project. Within six months, they produced their series trailer starting from scratch and this is a significant achievement. God Speed Starship Farragut!
god hurt thanks
That could have hurt us. Thanks god we had a big enough lead.
god shall soul thee thou
O thou soul of my soul! I shall clasp thee again, / And with God be the rest!
god ourselves putting troubles
Resignation is putting God between ourselves and our troubles
god honor looks player team thank
Really, it's an honor and I thank God that the team looks at me that way. I just want to try and be the kind of player that they think I can be. Dwight Howard
god guides ignores loses man misery pays penalty runs temporary value voice
Man strays away into misery and pain, because he loses the sense of value and runs after the temporary and the trivial. He ignores the voice of God which warns and guides him from within; and he pays the penalty for the transgression. Sathya Baba
sarcastic fake-people sarcasm
You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well. Carrie Fisher
sarcastic women humor
Instant gratification takes too long.
sarcastic fitness sarcasm
Muscles come and go; flab lasts. Bill Vaughan
sarcastic fun thinking
Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think there is nothing at all ridiculous about eating dinner at midnight, and the Italians should never, ever have been let in on the invention of the motor car. Bill Bryson
sarcastic looks being-sarcastic
Aw, now look at that, you're being sarcastic, aren't you? Carl Jung
sarcastic men common-sense
He was one of those men who possess almost every gift, except the gift of the power to use them. Charles Kingsley
sarcastic song humor
In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming. Alanis Morissette
sarcastic sorry mean
Being Politically Correct means always having to say you're sorry. Charles Osgood
sarcastic sophisticated egotistical
A sophisticated rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity. Benjamin Disraeli