Famous Quotes & Sayings

William Shakespeare

She's good, being gone.

William Shakespeare

He makes a July's day short as December.

Alan Bennett

So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.

Alan Bennett

Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.

Charles Lamb

His voice was the most obnoxious squeak I ever was tormented with.

Charlaine Harris

‎Should we do this now?" Pam gave an almost inaudible snort. She was smiling in the glow of the streetlight, suddenly exhilarated. "You waiting for an engraved invite?" Lord save me from sarcastic vampires.

Charles Baudelaire

What is art? Prostitution.

Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.

Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

She is such a good friend that she would throw all her acquaintances into the water for the pleasure of fishing them out again.

Charles M. Schulz

My mind reels with sarcastic replies.

Billy Wilder

He has Van Gogh's ear for music.

Billy Wilder

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

Carlos Ruiz Zafon

I was very bored at school. I found it very easy and slow and grey. My teachers didn't really know how to handle me, because I was very sarcastic. I was over-confident, arrogant, a typical youngest child. I went through periods of withdrawing into myself and school psychologists tried to figure me out, work out why I didn't fit in. I found that irritating, too.

Callie Khouri

Chick flick is not a term used to praise a movie. Nobody says 'it's a great chick flick.' It's a way of being derisive. I'm not clear why it's ok to do it.

Billy Mays

The best things in life are free - and $19.95.

Elizabeth Taylor

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.

Ashley Benson

I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.

Ashleigh Brilliant

We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.

Ashleigh Brilliant

I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?

Ashleigh Brilliant

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story

Ashleigh Brilliant

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Ashleigh Brilliant

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

Ashleigh Brilliant

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Ashleigh Brilliant

I will always love the false image I had of you.

Jane Green

When I first started writing, I was living in England and I had that uniquely English sense of sarcasm, which has definitely seemed to have left me. I am a naturalized American and my sensibility has become far more American.

Bill Watterson

CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.

Bob Fosse

She not only kept her lovely figure, she's added so much to it.

Charlie Pierce

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

Bob Odenkirk

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.

Dave Barry

Please try not to be such a wiener-head.

Dave Barry

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom.

Bryan Singer

Since I started making films, I've been a nut for dialogue. When I first saw Star Wars when I was 12 years old, I came home and recited all of the lines from it. Before I talked about Death Stars exploding and Tie Fighters I was talking about how funny Princess Leia was and how sarcastic Han Solo was. So to me that's always the most important thing, and I love hearing great actors say great lines.

Carlos Fuentes

The Mexicans descend from the Aztecs; the Peruvians descend from the Incas; the Argentineans descend from the boats.