Will Rogers Sarcastic Quotations

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.