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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
sides world want
The world is changing.... I don't, as a consumer, want advertising that's not relevant. If we're going to take a side let's take the side of the consumer, Charlie Ergen
sides argument difficult
It is difficult to be emphatic when no one is emphatic on the other side. Charles Dudley Warner
sides darker-side
Vocally, I really like going into the darker side of myself. Dave Gahan
sides god-is-with-us
God works, and therefore we work; God is with- us, and therefore we are with God, and stand on His side. Charles Spurgeon
sides actors safe
An actor always goes to the safe side. Chloe Grace Moretz
sides aspect
There are a lot of similar aspects in all the religions. The question is which side of it you hold up. Madeleine Albright
sides neutrality oppressors
Take sides. Neutrality always serves the oppressor and never the oppressed. Elie Wiesel
sides burned heretic
I have always been on the side of the heretics, against those who burned them, because the heretics so often turned out to be right....Dead, but right. Edward R. Murrow
sides actresses want
Basically, I have a gift as an actress, and I want to present the sophisticated side of me as an actress and a person. Bai Ling
onions ham red
He describes it as a large apartment, with a red brick floor and a capacious chimney; the ceiling garnished with hams, sides of bacon, and ropes of onions. Charles Dickens
onions stock
Doing the weekly shopping, I stock up on stir-fry kits, Amy's meatless burgers, and armloads of onions and garlic. I put onions and garlic in everything. Carrie Underwood
onions soup kind
The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind. Ambrose Bierce
onions chopping
When chopping onions, just chop onions. Michael Pollan
onions miserable individual
...and yet could swear it was just then that I fell in love. It wasn't, of course, simply the onions -- it was the sudden sense of an individual woman, of a frankness that was so often later to make me happy and miserable. Graham Greene
onions reason stinky
I don't like the grilled onions for some reason. I like regular, crispy, stinky onions. Chrissy Teigen
onions literature coats
A woman's chastity consists, like an onion, of a series of coats. Nathaniel Hawthorne
onions sauce
Onion sauce! Onion Sauce! Kenneth Grahame
onions should
Your onions should be thoroughly boiled. Jonathan Swift