Famous Quotes & Sayings

Whoopi Goldberg

I don't have to be bam, bam, bam, funny when I'm working. I can tell stories, and there's some funny in them.

Constance Wu

I do think there are some actors that can get away with trying to be funny, and they're still funny because they're just likeable, and you want to see them. Me, though, when you see me trying to be funny, it's like the worst thing in the world. It's needy, it's cloying, it's manipulative - it's bad.

Don Rickles

If something strikes me as funny, I'll put it in my performance.

Mark Twain

The past may not repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme

Brad Goreski

I'm obsessed with sparkle for men. It's so funny watching people's reaction to a disco-ball shoe!

Bill Hader

There are some really funny women at 'SNL,' man.

Bill Hader

Pete Davidson - he's in the movie 'Trainwreck.' He has a small part in it. I told Lorne Michaels about him, said he was really funny.

David Walton

It's funny how when your kids get sick, they get even cuter when they have a stuffed nose and they mouth breathe.

David Walton

Chemistry's a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone.

Shawn Costino

The police had the dog immediately get the scent. And the next thing I know another officer was taking all the information down.

Samuel Butler

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

Jeff Rosenthal

We have lived with dogs for a millennium. We are always going to have some problems. Things can be improved upon with more education.

Martin Gleeson

We are not looking for the dog but we are holding the hair as evidence.

Jon Katz

When you write about animals, of course, you are really writing about the people who love and live with them. Animals mirror and reveal us. Dogs in particular are often reflections of us, and what we need them to be.

Tom Verducci

When you watch this guy play, I can't put it other way, he dogs it,

Deon McPhee

We're like a wounded dog back in the corner. We're going to come out fighting.

Jacob Smith

We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.

Mary Stazzone

We actually thought that this was going to be it, very young dog only seven years old, it's just been a miracle that she's actually ok.

Edward VIII

I like going there for golf. America's one vast golf course these days.

Fred Couples

When you see her hit a golf ball, nothing prepares you for it. It's just the scariest thing you have ever seen.

Pat Riley

We didn't do as well as we've done this year, but it was just really great to be there, ... There's a lot of great golfers there and we'll be back next year.

Andy Jones

We're evaluating it on an ongoing basis. Our research tell us that golfers want to see the commercials -- particularly equipment. So we're watching it closely.

Dan Jenkins

Real golf is the 20 million people who play once a week or once a month.

Vaughn Taylor

Today was a pretty boring, uneventful round of golf, but I'm thrilled.

David Tom

You knew where she was the whole time. It was like a Tiger-type following. You know where he is. You know where she was on he golf course. That says a lot.

Greg Zenerovitz

We don't have any matches down there. We're just going to play golf.

Donald Trump

The interesting thing is that everyone in golf is just nice. You learn a lot about people playing golf: their integrity, how they play under pressure.