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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
making-love praying cursing
You're always cursing, you're always praying and you're always making love. It ain't do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do. Carlos Santana
making-love risk want
At every concert I leave a lot to the moment. I must have the unexpected, the unforeseen. I want to risk, to dare. I want to be surprised by what comes out. I want to enjoy it more than the audience. That way the music can bloom anew. It's like making love. The act is always the same, but each time it's different. Arthur Rubinstein
making-love hedgehogs doe
A hedgehog? And just how does a hedgehog make love?" he demanded. No, I thought. I won't. I will not. But I did. "Very carefully," I replied, giggling helplessly. So now we know just how old that one is, I thought. Diana Gabaldon
making-love duration hammocks
Stardom is like making love in a hammock - a happy experience but one of uncertain duration. David Niven
making-love photographer
When I make a picture, I make love. Alfred Stieglitz
making-love cracks chemistry
Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it. Adam Sandler
making-love
Words make love with one another. Andre Breton
making-love very-good
We have a very good head thing but we don't make love. Marc Bolan
making-love photograph modeling
We'd make love. Afterwards he would take photographs of me. (On modeling for Alfred Stieglitz) Georgia O'Keeffe
oscars golden kim
For any of you who don't know, the Golden Globes are just like the Oscars, but without all that esteem. The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. A bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker, and more easily bought. Ricky Gervais
oscars sacred
We know how sacred the Oscars are. But we said, what the heck. Steve Box
oscars would-be bathtubs
Gee, this isn't like I imagined it would be in the bathtub. Dianne Wiest
oscars turns
I'm not going to turn down an Oscar, but I'm not strategizing for one. Brett Ratner
oscars would-be deals
I never dreamed I would be producing the Oscars. That was a huge deal for me.
oscars let-me grammy
I've won several Emmys, a Tony and a Grammy, so maybe somebody will let me have an Oscar, and then I'll have a full set. Dick Van Dyke
oscars comedy wilde
I love physical comedy. I love Oscar Wilde, I love Shakespeare comedies, I love improv. Elizabeth Banks
oscars golden gloves
Even if I hadn't have been nominated for an Oscar, to have won the Golden Glove was just fantastic. Brenda Blethyn
oscars wilde unspeakable
I am an unspeakable of the Oscar Wilde sort. E. M. Forster