Arses Quotations | Page 2

The only thing I get from the theatre is a sore arse.

It's interesting to see the dislocation between how people perceive a person visually. Apparently on the radio I'm blonde with a big arse.

The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse.

If his Majesty is resolved to have my head, he may make a whistle of my arse if he pleases.

Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned.

To plunder, to lie, to show your arse, are three essentials for climbing high.

Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse.

It takes a bomb under his arse to make Hitler see logic.

The other man's arse is always cleaner!

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.