Asparagus Quotations

Marriage? It's like asparagus eaten with vinaigrette or hollandaise, a matter of taste but of no importance.

Good asparagus needs minimal treatment and is best eaten with few other ingredients.

That's like buying asparagus and then leaving it at the checkout. Why would you do that?

Olive oil ... asparagus ... if your mother wasn't so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people.

Kerry didn't show up at the Speed Queen or Leon's, but he had no trouble eating a filet mignon and asparagus at a lakefront restaurant instead, ... It will be interesting to see whether Kerry's cuisine matches his rhetoric in Kansas City tomorrow.

After twenty annual visits, I am still surprised each time I return to see this giant asparagus bed of alabaster and rose and green skyscrapers.

my rebelliousness went so deep that, faced with a can of asparagus that instructed me to open at this end, I always, stubbornly, opened it at the other.

Let there be seasons so that our tongues will be rich in asparagus and limes.

People get blinded by the marijuana issue. ... We don't want people planting asparagus on the land, either. This is agricultural assault on a national park, no matter what they're growing.

There were 40 searches for asparagus on the first day. I know those searches are coming from home cooks and gardeners, not chefs.

The last thing I want to do is cause loads of hype or problems, I just want to go in there and get my asparagus or whatever.

In Zurich, in a cafe overlooking the Limmat, I ate butter-drenched white asparagus pulled from the ground that morning; it had the aftertaste of champagne. I've been able to appreciate epic meals in San Francisco, New Orleans, Berlin, Paris, Las Vegas.

The German asparagus are fabulous.

Asparagus in a lean in a lean is to hot. This makes it art and it is wet weather wet weather wet

It's Major Ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel." "Hmm." He sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "Obviously we were meant for each other as I can interpret that as you meaning something more like Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick.

Good luck with your asparagus.

And obviously with airline food you go through thousands and thousands of kilos of asparagus as a opposed to a box of asparagus.

Yeah, well, asparagus is good for me, but it still makes me want to throw up.

The attorney general will not cast aspersions on my asparagus.

Pray how does your asparagus perform?

I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.