Californians Quotations

Californians are worried about whether they will have a job along with ballooning federal spending and deficits.

Californians don't have that marvelous British cynicism, but then the British can be so patronizing at times.

Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus? Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. He can take his'n and beat your'n, then he can take your'n and beat his'n.

We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.

Californians are good at planning for the earthquake, while simultaneously denying it will happen.