Cigars Quotations | Page 2

I always smoked cigars. I've smoked cigars with everybody in show business.

My friend told us, 'It's a good thing there are good cigars and fine whiskey because that's all you've got to look forward to now.

You can't get good chinese takeout in China and cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about communism.

There are men here and there to whom the whole of life is like an after-dinner hour with a cigar; easy, pleasant, empty, perhaps enlivened by some fable of strife to be forgotten - before the end is told - even if there happens to be any end to it.

Stop worrying about England having four bowlers. It'll rain tomorrow and we can all light cigars and sit back and enjoy victory.

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.

A good Cuban cigar closes the doors to the vulgarities of the world.

If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go

I received quite a lot of ribbing whenever I went into the bank and people were always offering me Havana cigars - it was very nice.

Everything looks nicer when you win. The girls are prettier. The cigars taste better. The trees are greener.