Drinking Quotations

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Boxing has kept me off the streets, stops me smoking and drinking and gives me something to do.

The more you look into health and health inequalities, you realize that a lot of it is not due to a particular disease - it's really linked to underlying societal issues such as poverty, inequity, lack of access to safe drinking water and housing. And these are all the things we focus on at CARE.

I'm a big kid. I love drinking chocolate milk. I'm not afraid to watch some cartoons once in a while when I'm with my nieces and actually be attentive.

The last two years with the Eagles were pretty intense times. There was a lot of drinking and we were all getting high a lot. My parents were relieved when I got off the Eagles treadmill.

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

I began drinking alcohol at the age of thirteen and gave it up in my fifty sixth year; it was like going straight from puberty to a mid-life crisis.

It is the unbroken testimony of all history that alcoholic liquors have been used by the strongest, wisest, handsomest, and in every way best races of all times.

What did Christ really do? He hung out with hard-drinking fishermen.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

I also eat fruit instead of drinking juices. That's something I've read up on. I think that if you drink a lot of fruit juice you take in way too much sugar. You'd be better off eating a bunch of strawberries or apples.

Drinking water is like washing out your insides. The water will cleanse the system, fill you up, decrease your caloric load and improve the function of all your tissues.

Mr. Speaker, our Nation must no longer be complacent about underage drinking and its alarming consequences. We must bring this national public health crisis out of the shadow and into the bright light of a national priority.

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

I don't want to get in a big, long discussion about right and wrong, but our company has been working on the issue of underage drinking and alcohol abuse for a long time. I've been outspoken about it.

I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.

And what makes me happy now has changed as well... Its one thing to play in a bar or at a biker festival, and hear a guy who's been drinking beer all day come up and tell you how good you are. For a long time in your life that will make you happy.

If die I must, let me die drinking in an Inn.

The beard is here because I got tired of shaving and Grissom, subsequently, got tired of shaving. Grissom, like any other 50-year-old man, is going through a series of mid-life changes. Who knows, he may start drinking.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

I lost my edge for boxing, I didn't put as much into it as I did before. I didn't run as far. I didn't train as hard. I didn't eat correctly. I started drinking a little bit every now and then.

I think musicians have always been drinking and sharing a good wine. It is, I hate to say this, another form of vice.

To me, working out is literally like eating a meal or drinking water or breathing.

Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking.

I like my whisky old and my women young.

I'm doing naughty things, I'm drinking too much, I'm going to clubs. It really didn't matter to me, other than the fact that some parents wouldn't let their kids hang out with me.

To me, being grown-up meant smoking cigarettes, drinking cocktails, and dressing up in high heels and glamourous outfits.

Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures.

If it went on the ballot in Colorado, I would vote to lower the drinking age.

So I did quit coffee and I did quit smoking. But I haven't managed that with drinking!

I like to embrace natural beauty. I try to get at least 8 hours of sleep, drinking a lot of water and exercising.

I'm actually doing a show. from my shed. on the internet. but it won't be music or anything, it's more to do with drinking and smoking. it's an art piece.

I never used to drink water. I am drinking six liters of water every day now. That's the key.

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

There are two industry secrets to surviving a long day on camera on the red carpet: First, no drinking the night before - ever. You can celebrate after with some bubbly. Second is make sure to use shoe insoles. I don't care if you are a guy or a girl, dress shoes are painful. Worth it, but painful.

All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It wasn't like I was going to nice restaurants or anything like that, and I lived like a frat guy. Eventually it was time to grow up, be healthy and be responsible. You can't live like a kid forever, you know?

Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons, madam: that is all there is to distinguish us from other animals.

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

I think it's important that people think about what they are doing and that includes what they are eating. I am 61 now and attitudes towards drinking and driving have changed radically since I was a student. People change their notion of what is responsible. They will increasingly ask about the carbon content of their food

Craft brewers are committed to promoting the safe and moderate consumption of their beverage, and work closely with their communities to prevent underage drinking and alcohol abuse.

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

So many groups fail because they spend all their time in the clubs. Work pours in and they can't handle it because of late-night drinking.

I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.

Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.

There's something in the rhythm and roll of it that is connected to the way Hitchcock thinks and moves. Then there is everything he ingested - the cigar smoking and drinking that's imprinted on his voice.

I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long.

I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.

A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

The obvious issue is providing clean drinking water and sanitation to every single human being on earth at the cost of little more than one year of the Kyoto treaty.

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

I want to get to a point in my career where I can be a role model. A good one. I want to say, 'I got here without drugs, and I got here without drinking or smoking. If I can do it, you can do it. I have no doubt.' I really want kids to have a chance in life.

I quit drinking, so I can think clear. When you have chop trouble, drinking doesn't help the healing process.

I'm crazy about westerns. I need to do a western once in a while. It's like you know, eating bread, eating pasta, drinking wine. It's in my blood. I need it.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

When a woman drinks it's as if an animal were drinking, or a child. Alcoholism is scandalous in a woman, and a female alcoholic is rare, a serious matter. It's a slur on the divine in our nature.

The 21st Amendment gives the states the right to decide what the drinking ages should be and other aspects relative to alcoholic beverages, and I support that. As a United States senator, I want to weigh in - this is not my agenda.

Of all the sexual aberrations, perhaps the most peculiar is chastity.

I have seen great jazz musicians die obscure and drinking themselves to death and not really being able to get any work and working in small, funky jazz clubs.

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.

It is critical that parents and other trusted adults initiate conversations with kids about underage drinking well in advance of the first time they are faced with a decision regarding alcohol.

My secret is one the world needs to know - nearly a billion people a year die from unsafe drinking water.

We are here and it is now. Further than that, all human knowledge is moonshine.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.

By polluting clear water with slime you will never find good drinking water.

As a Michigan senator, I feel a special responsibility to protect the Great Lakes. They are not only a source of clean drinking water for more than 30 million people but are also an integral part of Michigan's heritage and its economy.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

I'm not a big drinking person and hardly ever have alcohol. Perhaps it's not sweet enough for my sweet tooth.

You can have a wrestling idea, but you need to have these momentum-shifting moves. We had the Hulkamania movement, then it shifted to the beer-drinking, Stone Cold era, we reinvented the business with growing the black beard and becoming the bad guy, what's that next level.

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

The thing that I'm most proud of in my life is that if a stranger came up to me and said, 'I can't stop drinking. I can't stop drinking. Can you help me?' I can say, 'Yes, I can help you.'

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.

I love milk so much! I make a point of drinking a glass of milk every day. So now anyone who did those milk ads with the milk mustaches, they're my heroes.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

I love going to the feed store and drinking coffee and talking about how much rain we need.

There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many of them have never even heard of SCTV.

I was very famous as a young man and I celebrated both the good and bad times with drinking.

There is no monopoly on becoming a millionaire. If you're jealous of those with more money, don't just sit there and complain. Do something to make more money yourself - spend less time drinking, or smoking and socializing and more time working.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

Oh, to me not drinking is like being dead, almost. I sit here taking endless journeys down memory lane. It gets boring.

My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.

I fought back, got injured again and I had to have another operation. I got down and depressed and I think I was drinking more than I should. Well, I know I was.

I am not drinking now but I cannot guarantee tomorrow.

The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot.