Ron White
Ron White
Ronald Dee "Ron" Whiteis an American stand up comedian and actor, best known as a charter member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Nicknamed "Tater Salad", he is the author of the book I Had the Right to Remain Silent But I Didn't Have the Ability, which appeared on the New York Times best seller list...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 December 1956
CityFritch, TX
CountryUnited States of America
smoking saving months
I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I'm smoking $700 worth of cigars.
beer hands natural
From the very beginning I started with a beer and a cigarette because I couldn't figure out what to do with my hands. So usually I have a beer and cigarette and that's what I was doing with my hands because that looked natural and felt good.
dark light television
I only like the live audience. I don't even like to do standup where it's being filmed. Because it affects the way the audience responds to what you say, because it makes them uncomfortable. You have to perform in a light room, and I prefer a dark room. But I love to perform, and I don't really see myself doing any television at all.
long trying crowds
In my Comedy Club sets, I just work on what is fresh and try to build that show as long as I can. I don't like to do burnt material on stage. Even though my crowd loves to hear me do old stuff, I don't like to do old stuff.
team america turns
The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.
corporate
I don't do any corporate work.
home goats bowls
You can't ride home on a bowl of goat.
children fans comedy
I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
goal comedian
My goal is just to become a better comedian.
texas ifs
If you kill someone in Texas, we'll kill ya back.
men bigs stunned
Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co- (stunned pause) ...I did not know that about myself.
block cat
Apparently I ain't the only cat on the block digs cheetos.